Forget Millennials: Boomers Still Drive Stock-Market Bus

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This new flock of young adults known as the millennial generation acts in ways that are very mysterious to the rest of us who came of age in the last millennium.

For example, why on Earth do they refuse to play golf? And why do they dress like the Little Mermaid and dance in slow motion at concerts that feature no actual musicians? Most importantly: are they secretly filming us with their smartphones so they can mock us later on social networks we haven’t yet heard of?