Matt Levine, Columnist

Be Careful With Volcano Bonds

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First of all let’s just appreciate the words here, these are good words:

Hyperbitcoinization, volcano-powered Bitcoin mining, HODLers, it is the good stuff. People are apparently calling this a “Volcano Bond” and who am I to resist. Volcano Bond.